March 2010
“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity,...”
– Oscar Wilde
Ween- transdermal celebration
“My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and...”
– Edna St. Vincent MIllay
“A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said ‘I love your pictures - they’re wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.’ He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: ‘That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.’”
(Sam Haskins)
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Playboy Magazine: Mistake or not, what made you decide to go the rock-‘n’-roll route?
Bob Dylan: Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I’m in a card game. Then I’m in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns...
“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when...”
– Oscar Wilde
“Can we actually ‘know’ the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your...”
– Woody Allen
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary; it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
– Bill Cosby
“I’ve decided that the amount you invoiced us for is far too much. Here’s my...”
– Clients from hell
