I think about death all the time. I rehearse my death. I think that’s a healthy...– Jane Fonda (On the death of Michael Jackson)
J5- Never had a dream come true
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.– Mitch Hedberg
Every life is many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting...– James Joyce in Ulysses,
A hammock is like a giant net for catching lazy people.– Jim Gaffigan
“I am extremely pleased to announce that the long-awaited D. Mills Baker International Lawn Refuge has finally been completed and was dedicated today in a very moving ceremony attended by dignitaries from across Ills Manor. Originally conceived as a place where citizens of Gaia could witness beautiful, undisturbed, uncut, natural lawn, replete with all the fauna and flora that live...